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Worse Fitness Equipments Ever
By admin | November 10, 2009
Every time I see an infomercial on this crap, I feel like puking violently and then climbing on the TV and take a big dump on it. In other words, it upsets me that these type of products even get a spot on TV. Ahhh well, there are many stupid people out there and sadly these products are being sold and the people who sell them are getting rich.
I’ve put together a list of fitness equipments that’s just plain stupid and anyone who even thought for a second of getting them is also stupid.
The Hawaiin Chair
Look how they convince you with their phony expressions on how great this product is!
Lady: “Oh My GOSH THIS IS AMAZING!”
Dufos: “IT IS GREAT ON MY ABS!”
Lady again: “I JUST REALLY FEEL THIS WORKING!! AHAHAHAH”
Are you kidding me?!!
Body Blade
To improve your golf swing? To maintain a healthy lifestyle? What the heck is this crap?!!
Osim iGallop
This one is almost pornographic so I won’t put any video of that sort on this website. This is yet another example of using pretty girls with great bodies to sell something so stupid and useless. Many fools will probably buy this thing…
Ab Tronic
This is another garbage patch that you put around your waist and turn it on. While it’s on, it makes you feel like your burning fat and toning your muscles. In reality, it’s vibration is actually laughter at your stupidity for buying it.
Are there others? Yes hundreds but what’s the point of listing them all, pretty much everything that is shown on infomercials is crap. Don’t buy any fitness equipment from TV. Just get your ass out of the house and start running.
If you like working out using equipment, pay $15/month at your local gym and go exercise there. There is absolutely no reason why anyone should pay a dime for these kinds of products.
Topics: Fitness | 1 Comment »
June 13th, 2010 at 5:36 am
I echo your outburst. We are all wise. Only the advertisers assume that we are fools. These products won’t sell. You and I won’t buy.
Ah, do you know who buys them? I think I know.